my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby
How old is she
one and a half
Photoshopping does more than alter our sense of body image in terms of weight. It also portrays false ideals of skin pigment.
self confidence? no. self confidance. dance until you believe in yourself, even if it takes a thousand years of the macarena
i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here
a map of London
and he’s realizing his memorization of the city has faded
N O P E
No you don’t get it.
He had to DELETE IT
to make room for other information
Imagine what else he had to get rid of
Dammit Tumblr. Stop making me cry before the season has already started please? Oh God look at the confused look on his face.
he looks like a lost child
#his little face i s2g
this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
The Homestuck content of everyone’s blog is dropping.
We’ll blend in. Slowly, the others will come to accept us. People will follow us.
Then when the comic starts up again, our new followers will react in horror . They have been betrayed.
They followed one of them.